The Worst English Muffin Pizza - "the Saddest Pizza for One
5 mins (prep 2, cooking 3)
3 ingredients
2 servings
So why are you even looking at this recipe?! It's the worst! My husband and I were talking about how even bad pizza just isn't that bad. He remembered his mom making the box of Chef Boyardee pizza and it being pretty bad. I said I could top that... my mom would make pizza with english muffins and ketchup. Both of our kids were screaming out of fear that I would actually make these pizzas for them. We decided to call it "the Saddest Pizza for One". I had a great time making these for myself when I was four years old. And when you are so desperate for pizza - this is an option. Just thought I'd share our great memories with you!

Categories:  5-ingredients-or-less , for-1-or-2 , <-15-mins , lunch~snacks , easy , 3-steps-or-less , kid-friendly , quick , number-of-servings , inexpensive , snack , time-to-make ,
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Serving Size (15.29 g)
Servings 2
Amount per Serving
Calories 16.56 Calories from Fat 0.27
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 0.03g 0.08%
Saturated Fat 0.01g 0.07%
Trans Fat 0.0 %
Cholesterol 0.0mg 0.0%
Sodium 134.15mg 11.18%
Total Carbohydrate 3.88g 2.59%
Dietary Fiber 0.04 g 0.35%
Sugars 3.21 g %
Protein 0.18g 0.74%
Vitamin A 75.87IU% Vitamin C 0.61mg%
Calcium 2.37mg% Iron 0.06mg%
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your diet value must be higher or lower depending upon your calorie needs:
  Calories 2,000 2,500
Total Fat Less Than 65g 80g
Sat Fat Less Than 20g 25g
Cholesterol Less Than 300mg 300mg
Sodium Less Than 2,400mg 2,400mg
Total Carb   300g 375g
Dietary Fiber   25g 30g
Potassium   3,500 mg
Protein   50 g
Calories Per Gram
Fat 9•Carbohydrate 4•Protein 4
*Nutrition information was calculated excluding the following ingredients:
processed cheese food